Our forefathers would've tarred and feathered this mutant.

I would have alot to think about if I was considering treason too.

"this what happens when you find a stranger in the alps"

http://tv.gawker.com/5667748/the-most-ridiculous-edited+for+tv-movie-lines?skyline=true&s=i

Bandoliers - Them Crooked Vultures

Something good to eat after a hundred pushups:

Protatoes!

"Psssst, let's raise interest rates."

Another whispertician:

A heck of an authoritative whisper:

Who's he looking at anyways? And who's he gonna karate chop?